these are my friends and this is what we talk about

greg: This morning I was pouring my lucky charms and it was almost empty so I wanted to get all of the marshmallows out. So I poured everything into my bowl and when I looked in, there was one little marshmallow left. and I felt bad for it.

heidi: It was probably like in the box and the box opened and it sees the light and says, "This is it! this is what I was made for! my whole purpose in life is happening right now!!" and you pour the bowl and they all fall into it and then you put the box down and it's all,"what about me?"

and it's dreams are crushed because it didn't fulfill its purpose in life.

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audrey: so I was walking home the other day and it was really hot. I was walking up the big hill and the sun was like in the corner of my eye and it was beaming down on me so hard that I actually looked at it and said, "you know, you're being really obnoxious right now!" and it just laughed at me. 

haha...yeahhh

don't judge us.