the locker from hell

my locker was like permanently glued shut today.
ok not really, it was just stuck.
and it was holding my poor dance bag and hazel's shoes hostage.

i underestimated its strength and tried to open it but i was mortally wounded.
fortunately to my rescue came a power ranger band aid.
:]
not to worry i've recovered now.
the fair maidens allie and hazel traveled from the b-building kingdom to help out.
unfortunately, their enchanted powers did nothing to loosen the hold of the savage beast.
even with their (and i quote) "manly hand strength" the epic heroes prince dirk and sir william (aka chris and greg) tried together.
but to no avail.
so hazel had to wear my shoes and i was left without my favorite black jazz shoes and black bike shorts.
and after fifth period came the Lone masked wrench.
he tackled the beast and brought peace back to walnut high school.
i wish i could thank him.

but i never saw his face.
what a hero.


oh the adventures we have...